lets_see_what_happens: Of pastoral office. (pastoralis officii)
Emperor Gregor Vorbarra ([personal profile] lets_see_what_happens) wrote2019-09-28 05:28 am

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[personal profile] whatdidisay 2016-04-06 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Then what do you have to worry about?
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[personal profile] whatdidisay 2016-04-06 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
( a few hours later, ivan comes back to this. )
whatdidisay: (miles why)

[personal profile] whatdidisay 2016-04-06 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Not you, too. Gregor you can't!
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[personal profile] whatdidisay 2016-04-06 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
( ugh fuck. of course he does. )

Anything that means you're not going to have ten children, Gregor, what else?

( oh my god what if this is why he's never gotten married and ivan is so extremely screwed forever?? unacceptable. )
whatdidisay: (thinking really hard)

[personal profile] whatdidisay 2016-04-06 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, are you happy?

Miles can do the whole 'concerned family member' talk, as your foster-brother.
whatdidisay: (miles why)

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[personal profile] whatdidisay 2016-04-06 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
( wow ok this went in a direction he didn't expect it to. )

I meant to whoever you're dating, Gregor. Have you ever been on the receiving ends of one of those talks? Terrifying.

And of course it matters. It's been weird, having you here as a cousin more than Emperor. You can't forget it, but no one wants you miserable, as Gregor or as Emperor.

As for why, I don't know. Maybe you just really wanted to get laid.
whatdidisay: (thinking really hard)

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[personal profile] whatdidisay 2016-04-06 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I never said any of that, Gregor. Nor am I dumb enough to think I can win an argument with you. I just wanted to make sure you were doing this because it made you happy.

Good luck keeping him from m'mother.


( HES NOT ANSWERING ANY MORE OF HIS TEXTS

oh god he just upset his emperor oh god he's so dead
his mother is never going to forgive him and neither is miles oh god
)