Emperor Gregor Vorbarra (
lets_see_what_happens) wrote2019-09-28 05:28 am
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Thanks ever so much.
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What, exactly, am I not permitted to do, Ivan? Please do me the courtesy of clarifying.
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Anything that means you're not going to have ten children, Gregor, what else?
( oh my god what if this is why he's never gotten married and ivan is so extremely screwed forever?? unacceptable. )
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If that is your sole concern, Ivan, I wouldn't trouble yourself.
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Miles can do the whole 'concerned family member' talk, as your foster-brother.
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Why do you think I permitted myself this in the first place?
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I meant to whoever you're dating, Gregor. Have you ever been on the receiving ends of one of those talks? Terrifying.
And of course it matters. It's been weird, having you here as a cousin more than Emperor. You can't forget it, but no one wants you miserable, as Gregor or as Emperor.
As for why, I don't know. Maybe you just really wanted to get laid.
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[He knows he's being unfair but he can't quite help himself--this stings, and it does so in a way he's completely unused to. The next text comes in a rush.]
And, yes, because I'm so casual and cavalier in my interpersonal relationships. Look, Ivan, I know this is stupid and selfish, all right? I know it's probably going to blow up in my face. I'm aware. I don't need the reminder.
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Good luck keeping him from m'mother.
( HES NOT ANSWERING ANY MORE OF HIS TEXTS
oh god he just upset his emperor oh god he's so dead
his mother is never going to forgive him and neither is miles oh god )