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[lets_see_what_happens]

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text. jan 2nd.

[whatdidisay]

Only if you're planning to replace Count Vorhalas with him. Or maybe he could replace old Falco. Let's just hope he's a Progressive voter, eh?

That's a little disappointing. But hey, you can make a great first impression right from the start. Have fun, make me proud, enjoy yourself.

text. jan 2nd.

[lets_see_what_happens]

Vorhalas and Falco aren't so bad, in their own way. There are Counts far higher on the my list of 'Members of the Government I'd Rather Replace with a Small Kitten'.

The point of this is not making you proud, Ivan.

text. jan 2nd.

[whatdidisay]

Okay, so which members of your government would you replace? You can't just say that and not offer up an alternative. Oh! You could make one an Imperial Auditor -- you've still got some of Ezar's hanging around, don't you?

Sure it is. It's a dating planet, Gregor. A planet full of romance and love -- there'll be kissing and sex if you do it right. Maybe. Work towards it.

text. jan 2nd.

[lets_see_what_happens]

That's classified. At least, Simon helped me make the list, so I'm pretty sure it's classified. At any rate.

I might consider dating advice from you, but I will construct my own dating goals, thank you very much.

text. jan 2nd.

[whatdidisay]

See, you say that and now I'm worried about who's going to meet with oddly convenient deaths in the next year and a half. It's probably classified and I have decided I do not want to know, thank you.

Alright, alright. But if you need that advice, you know how to reach me.

( PLEASE CALL HIM INSTEAD OF MESSING THIS CHANCE UP, GREGOR. PLEASE. )