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[lets_see_what_happens]

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text. jan 2nd.

[whatdidisay]

Oh come on! You know I didn't have anything to do with this, Gregor.

Are you seriously taking the General Count hostage? That's an act of war. Even if he does like you best out of the three of us.

text. jan 2nd.

[lets_see_what_happens]

The General Count's preferences are, immediately and historically, unlooked-for and not exactly news.

[Gregor got along just fine with Miles' grandfather, for the most part, surprising nobody.]

I don't care if you didn't have anything to do with it, you don't have to tease.

text. jan 2nd.

[whatdidisay]

This cat hasn't sworn an oath to you.
Has it?

They matched you with preferences, right? So if you answered correctly you should be fine. I got matched with Elizabeth.

( as if this is proof that they might be onto something. )

text. jan 2nd.

[lets_see_what_happens]

I'll never tell. These are Cetagandan bred cats, Ivan, who knows what they're capable of? Maybe we should rename him Lord Midnight, just to keep with tradition.

[This planet business is so not funny.]

I've never met the person with whom I was paired, if you must know.

text. jan 2nd.

[whatdidisay]

Only if you're planning to replace Count Vorhalas with him. Or maybe he could replace old Falco. Let's just hope he's a Progressive voter, eh?

That's a little disappointing. But hey, you can make a great first impression right from the start. Have fun, make me proud, enjoy yourself.

text. jan 2nd.

[lets_see_what_happens]

Vorhalas and Falco aren't so bad, in their own way. There are Counts far higher on the my list of 'Members of the Government I'd Rather Replace with a Small Kitten'.

The point of this is not making you proud, Ivan.

text. jan 2nd.

[whatdidisay]

Okay, so which members of your government would you replace? You can't just say that and not offer up an alternative. Oh! You could make one an Imperial Auditor -- you've still got some of Ezar's hanging around, don't you?

Sure it is. It's a dating planet, Gregor. A planet full of romance and love -- there'll be kissing and sex if you do it right. Maybe. Work towards it.

text. jan 2nd.

[lets_see_what_happens]

That's classified. At least, Simon helped me make the list, so I'm pretty sure it's classified. At any rate.

I might consider dating advice from you, but I will construct my own dating goals, thank you very much.

text. jan 2nd.

[whatdidisay]

See, you say that and now I'm worried about who's going to meet with oddly convenient deaths in the next year and a half. It's probably classified and I have decided I do not want to know, thank you.

Alright, alright. But if you need that advice, you know how to reach me.

( PLEASE CALL HIM INSTEAD OF MESSING THIS CHANCE UP, GREGOR. PLEASE. )